One of the few advantages of being middle aged is that you are old enough to know stuff, but not too old to start forgetting it (despite the havoc that a property lifestyle can have on your brain cells.)

So as matters lurch from bad to worse in the retail property market, I would like to bring a little perspective to bere as a man who started his career as a rookie retail agent in the equally as grim early 90’s.

Equally grim?   Surely some mistake?

However just as every generation thinks “this time is different,” that they have found the key to the secret money machine as they inflate the bubble, going the other way everyone thinks that their problems are uniquely exquisite in their terribleness.

However in my first few years of work the following happened:

-Next nearly went bust, their shares traded at 10p

-The Glades in Bromley, now one of South London’s best schemes, opened with 40% vacancy

-I couldn’t get shot of a prime, former River Island in Croydon, on the basis of a 5 year lease with 5 years rent free

Now clearly the last one maybe says more about my abilities as a retail agent than anything else, but I post other comparisons when I get the chance.

But in the meantime, keep smiling, what doesn’t kills you makes you stronger……

Well obviously not two thousand and twelve reasons to be cheerful, as due to my black, misanthropic, heart and frankly the need to look after the kids, I will limit my musing to just twelve sunshine-filled, positive thoughts for the New Year:

1) The London Olympics will be a great success, lifting the gloom of what will be a bloody awful spring.

2) Faced with the abyss of euro disintegration, Germany will blink and allow the ECB to “monetize.”

3)This will eventually lead to rampant inflation in Europe which is good for UK property (allegedly.) Hurrah!

4) Sunderland will win the FA cup, beating Chelsea 3-0 in the final.  Martin O’Neil Knighted for services to lost causes.

5) The death of High Street will have been grossly exaggerated; Ms Portas will claim sole credit.

6) The London residential market will continue to defy gravity (this is pure wishful thinking due to my purchase of a new house in 5 days time.)

7) The banks will start selling their defaulting loan positions into the market at realistic pricing (Morgan and I have been saying this for four years and we have got to be right eventually?  Please?)

8 ) Ellandi will move office; partly due to needing more space and largely due to needing aircon.

9) I will get my weight below 14 stone.  Even more unlikely than 4.

10) America will lead the West out of recession H2 based on a resurgent manufacturing base and self sufficiency in energy from shale gas and oil.  Obama being re-elected helps.

11) Kate and Wills get pregnant leading to a baby boom and recovery in Mothercare share price (Disclosure: The columnist may hold shares in the above company.)

12) My five year old son Joe learns to love to lie-in and no longer gets up every morning at 6.

I don’t really want to talk about it!

All the genuine messages of support and condolence from the English are nice but can you all stop mentioning it now, please.

Front page of the Western Mail sum’s it up perfectly. wm-headline

Slightly more balanced that a headline on a Welsh paper yesterday that simply said “Alain Pierre Rolland.” The truth is we were still good enough to win with 14 men and can only blame ourselves when we missed so many kicks.

You have to be brave to be a goal kicker - it is glory or hell. I am still haunted by kicks I missed that cost games 15 years ago and none of those was in a world cup semi final. I hate to think what is going through Hook, Halfpenny and Jones’ head this week but the boys did great.

Lifting the world cup at Twickers in 2015 will make up for it…..

Not for the first time Morgan has today been described as punchy.

However this was not in respect of an altercation late at a rugby dinner, but in respect of his pulls-no-punches article in Property Week.

We are however quite confident that it is the first time his looks have ever been described as “smouldering.”

One of the deputy editors at PW needs to have a serious word with himself…..

We are genuinely delighted to welcome Mike Wimble to the team who is joining us from Cushman and Wakefiled Investors.  He has a lifetime of retail property experience that started agency, like Mark he is one of a select few who worked for both Churstons and Dalgleish, then moved client side to Halledale before moving up the quality curve to look after Centre MK.

The only slight drawback is that his appointment may invalidate our claim to be the shortest, but perfectly formed, Investment Management team in the UK.

Morgan commented “We may have to get him to flatten down his spiky hair, not cause he that much taller than us, honest, its just I don’t think its a suitable style for someone in his mid 30’s.  No, honest….”

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Look Mervyn it’s not all doom and gloom out there we’ve just concluded our 17th letting/lease renewal in Nailsea, and its a good one too.

We have managed to secure a letting to WH Smiths to the town that will help lift the town that was recently boosted wit the arrival of Waitrose.

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Coverage of our latest acquisition and development plans in Property Week.

My seven year old daughter was sooooooo impressed that Daddy was in a national newspaper, for the right reasons this time:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/store-wars-high-street-shops-call-for-help-in-their-struggle-with-the-giant-retail-parks-2360409.html